Hmmm. I have cable TV. I'm not paying for it. I never ordered it. I'm not pirating it. I didn't know I had it. I just have it.

I canceled cable TV about a year and half ago. I wasn't watching TV, so it didn't make sense. I didn't have cable TV last summer because when my parents where here we tried and got nothing. But, tonight I was going to watch a movie, so I turned the VCR on and noticed that chanel 3 was comming in clear. I flipped chanels to see if it was just a fluke and found out I was getting lots of TV stations.

Cool.